I randomly surf the web now and again and I came across this little tidbit of news this morning. A woman in Canada recently gave birth to her 18th child...scratch that...a 44-year old woman gave birth to her 18th child. Her guts are RAW and her ovaries are going to fall out one day soon.....just SPLAT (a la the old Batman tv show sound effects) ...on the floor, from overuse. Her fallopian tubes are going to make a run for the Mexican border, disguised as Mexican nationals complete with big mustaches and sombreros.
WHAT THE FUGG yo ? She is 44 with 18 kids in the ano domini 2008. It's not 1908 (shout to all them AKA's). It's not even 1928; it's 2008 and she is 44 with 18 kids. Do they know that we are in the midst of a global financial crisis? Well, maybe it isnt as fugged-up UP NORTH as it is here down-bottom. I wonder how much money they spend on Frosted Flakes and milk. The family either has their own cow, in which case, purchasing milk is not an issue, OR, they use mom's breast milk being that she has been lactating for the past 25 years continuously. And they probably by the off-brand breakfast cereal; not Frosted Flakes, rather Glazed Gobs of Corn Chunks or some shite. But, who am I to judge?
Anywho, once again, I am gone....
2 comments:
Boy you know you are crazy!!!!!
that's unbelievable! women are created to be childbearers but that must take toil on her body. there's no resting/healing or a very short amount of time. I feel sick thinking about it.
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