Good morning Vietnam! Yes, I am BACK on U.S. soil and glad to be here once again. My vacation was great and it was much needed. I need to quickly devise a scheme (plan) that will make me a multi-millionaire whose money works for him so I can take transcontinental jaunts at the drop of a dime. While I was gone, several celebrities passed away. What the hell is up with all these people dying recently? -- Bernie Mac, Isaac Hayes, Congresswoman Tubbs-Jones, Gene Upshaw (president of the NFL Players Association), and SHO NUFF, the shogun of Harlem (from the Last Dragon, if you know not what I speak of, backhand yourself immediately and with force). May they all rest in peace. We all need to take time to do what he have and need to do so that we can do what we want to do. I may bitch and complain from time to time, but hell, I'm NOT ready to go just yet. In quoting the rapper Nas, "Life's a bitch, but God forbid that bitch divorce me".
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Ok, onto the subject of this blog. Brangelina and all them gott damn rainbow coalition kids. I'm sorry, but I just cant keep count of how many she has (mostly cuz I dont give a FLYING FUCKERY). I know she just had twins and she adopted the lil Ethiopian girl and lil Asian boy and there are some more in the mix somewhere. But WHY oh WHY do lily white Angelina and Brad want to adopt other races, ethnicities, nationalities? Not saying that they shouldnt.....as a matter of fact, I applaud them for being responsible and caring enough to take on the challenge. But with all the complexities of being a minority in America, how are they going to cope, comfort, explain and/or empathize with [insert lil Ethiopian Brangelina adoptee name here] when she comes home from school and tells them that someone called her a nigger? How are they going to cope, comfort, explain and/or empathize with [insert lil Asian Brangelina adoptee name here] when he comes home from school and tells them that someone called him a gook? How are they going to cope, comfort, explain and/or empathize or deal when [insert lil Ethiopian Brangelina adoptee name here ] and [insert lil Asian Brangelina adoptee name here] get into an argument and start calling each other all types of niggers and gooks? God forbid their natural children get into the fracas, then it'll be niggers, and honkeys and gooks, OH MY!!!!!
And, I was watching some program with a lesbian couple, when one turned to the other and said, "I want to have children with you". Yeah, I'd like to see that too as you BOTH HAVE VAGINAS. She should have said that she wanted to RAISE kids with her partner. With regard to adoption, is that healthy....having two moms or two dads? Sure, you are putting a child in a home and taking a child out of "the system", but is the trade off the years of therapy that the kids will need from that one time when he/she opened mom & mom's or dad & dad's bedroom door (not that it cant happen with a hetero couple, but for my blogs sake, let me embellish), or the non-stop ribbing they will get from classmates. Kids are cruel sumbiches and if your classmates know that you have 2 moms or two dads, that's like giving (this gott damn $3.87 per gallon) gasoline to a pyromaniac.
What say you about this?
1 comment:
it's a precarious situation. On one hand, kudos for Brajenlina for adopting kids - and kids of other ethnicities - but, they also need to have people with the same/similar background as these children. Read: blacks and asians, respectively. Brad Pitt can teach his blk daughter about the black experience from a text book but real life is a lot different - like being shocked that you can't do the superman dance. Brad seems to be pretty grounded and committed to helping people so maybe they've figured out the part that these kids will need some folks that look like them too.
I hope the little girl doesn't sound like a oreo (I know, terrible phrase) because that would be annoying.
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