Why would ANYONE in their right mind eat any, and I do mean ANY, type of food prepared or sold by someone named "DINTY MOORE" ?? The name alone sounds like an acronym for a bowel movement or an ungodly sex act!!! In the throws of passion, I can hear someone (more than likely myself) saying, "C'mon baby...let me give you just one DINTY MOORE! I promise it wont hurt!".
And you think those little brown things are chunks of beef? Hmph! No thanks, I'll pass. I just lost my appetite.
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I'm going to use that line...lol. I think Golden Krust uses Dinty Moore in their patties b/c my stomach be on fire!!
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