Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Top 4 reasons why BIG girls shouldnt wear bikinis

Greetings people. I am currently sunning myself on a cruise of the western caribbean, and may I tell you, this cruise is a source of inspiration. Check out my top 4 reasons big girls should NOT, under any circumstances, wear bikinis:
4. Your weight is over 100 lbs on ametric scale.
3. Your stomach and it's dimples can be mistaken for an angry face.
2. Your rolls have kids and grandrolls.
1. It's just plain nasty!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

big girls should wear bikinis. they make slim women look even better :-)