Why Juice, WHY?

THAT day has finally come. Judgement Day has cometh.....for the Juice. Orenthal James Simpson, better known to you and me as "O.J. Simpson" was found guilty on 12 charges, 11 of them felonies, with regard to his robbery and kidnapping case. And in a fitting, poignant twist of fate, the verdict came 13 years to the day that he was acquitted of killing Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson.

My question is, "Why JUICE, WHY?" Why you gotta be such a fuggin fugg up? You KNOW Mr. Whitey been after you for these last 13 years non-stop cuz you is (I have to use the ebonic venacular to get my point across) the ONLY n-word who EVER got off at trial. You beat Mr. White Folk at his own dirty game and afterwards, you threw it in his face, still parading around town with them Barbie dolls, playing golf and talking shit. O.J, you was supposed to lay low and chill. But no, you had to be "BOUT IT, BOUT IT". The last few years of your life have been like a bad Master P movie (although any and ALL Master P movies are que horrible!). Johnnie Cochran just called me from the afterlife and he told me to tell you that you are one dumb nigga, O.J.!! Nigga, the gloves aint fit! You shoulda sat your old arthritic ass down, you dumb summumabitch. Now you know Mr. White Folks aint letting you out of the bing now. You done played your last 18 holes, smoked your last cigar, ran with your last Samsonite bag and jumped your last airport bench and killed your last white girl, Juice. And I'm sorry to see your OLD 61 year old ass go to jail, but.........two tears in a bucket, Juice. And Juice, please dont call A.C. from jail and tell him to come get you in the white Ford Bronco.....I'm still mad at y'all futha muckas for interrupting the 1994 NBA finals featuring MY NEW YORK KNICKERBOCKERS. And what self respecting Black man drives a Ford Bronco, anyway? Be easy Juice, be easy.

And I'm......**poof**