Your favorite rapper's FAVORITE RAPPER

Howdy folk. Let's get straight to it today. What kind of fugged up world do we live in when your favorite rapper is ashamed to say that their choice of gainful employment is to be that of a rapper, but rather would be PROUD to be or have been a drug dealer? If that isnt some fugged up, bizarro-ghetto, bass ackward, Stockholm syndrome type of mentality, then I dont know what is. For those of you who dont know what Stockholm syndrome is, "Stockholm syndrome is a psychological response sometimes seen in an abducted hostage, in which the hostage shows signs of loyalty to the hostage-taker, regardless of the danger (or at least risk) in which they have been placed". So rappers, your brains have been abducted by the notion it is COOL to be a common CRIMINAL, a notion purveyed by major motions pictures, and music. If it were cool to be a criminal, jail would be like Ibiza; it would be a cool, exclusive place to visit when you wanted to be seen, or escape the doldrums everyday life. And the key to a hip vacation spot is that you can leave when you want!

And rappers, since when is it cool to have done a bid in prison? Doing a bid means that YOU GOT CAUGHT! WTF. You werent intelligent enough to get away with whatever crime your were trying to commit, thus, in essence, you are celebrating incompetence when you announce, "I did to 3-to-9!". And lastly, before I retreat the the confines of good gubment employment, does anyone else think T-Pain is Bootsy Collins' illegitimate bastard child?